This election has been just like most other elections. It has been full of dirty campaigns, lying politicians (which is not restricted to just primaries), and a guy everyone loves to hate.

Let me just brief you on my knowledge of politics and the candidates:

Barrack Hussein Obama (D)
"Ok, seriously, let's chose a guy who has a last name that nearly matches the most wanted man in the world and has the middle name of a dictator who WAS the most wanted man in the world. Let's be sure this man will have a muslim past, with a radical muslim father. Let's make sure that this guy won't even put his hand over his heart when he says the Pledge of Allegiance."
Are you freaking kidding me? Are you that freaking bat-crap crazy to vote for this guy?

Hillary Clinton (D)
What's my beef with Hillary? I'm scared of her. Or at least I was until I saw her babbling like a scared child during a press conference. How can we expect her to be our leader when she can't even handle her emotions during her campaign to become our leader.

John McCain (D-and you won't convince me otherwise)
I still refuse to believe he is a Republican. He claims to be the most conservative of all of the candidates. What in the heck is he talking about?! His past is filled with more liberal crap than an outhouse. It's OK. He's got an "R" next to his name so he must be Republican...

Mike Huckabee (R)
Listen, and listen closely. I lived in Arkansas. I still work in Arkansas. I saw first-hand what this crazy health-nazi did to our state. If he was still Govenor, I'm sure beef, bacon, and Fruit Roll-Ups would all be banned and destroyed by now. If you enjoy smoking (I do not indulge in this anymore, thank you...), having backyard BBQ's with your neighbors, or visiting McDonalds ever again, watch out for this nut.

Mitt Romney (R)
The only sane person running for president. It's hard to find negative things to say. Anyone who knows the Mormons, knows he has great values in his home and how he treats other people. I know he helps people, hard labor, without the press. No photo ops, just genuine hearted. Imagine what he can do for our divided country. I also know he is the only Olympic Chairman to turn a profit on the Olympics. He was a genius businessman and extremely successful CEO.

What else do you want? Some Fruit Roll-ups?

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